So A lady I met recently found my website and just loved my collection of Strange Dating Emails. Especially as she has gotten more than her share of them. Most she had deleted but this one was new and not yet got to the great null in the sky.
Hello,
How are you? Never knew there were some beautifuls out here.I am new to this dating site and i was just reading through your profile and i find it very interesting.
I love what i saw.pretty, words will not be enough to explain how much beauty i found in you, but for the way i can explain it, i will tell you that your beauty is enough to make any man go crazy.i will want you for a good, caring, communicative, Committed Friendship and Intimate relationship,
Marriage and others as it will be ok for you..You have all i need in a woman.You have got really sexy eyes and a great smile.You have such a flame in your eyes. If I ever saw an angel, it was in your eyes..Only God’s creations can compare to the beauty that I see in you..The greatest gift to my eyesight is having my eyes set on you. i saw in you,a woman that every man would really want to be with,a woman that is ready to love a man for who he is and a woman who really needs a very honest man in his life.
Have a quick look at my profile to see if anything piques your interest.A little about me, I’m single dad 0f one,I reside in UK,quite some miles from where you are but willing to give it a try since travelling is one of my hobbies.
i am 49yrs of age,i have once been married, unfortunately not been favoured by love. I am looking for a relationship based on honesty and i think i am very much interested in getting to know you more better . i think we could build a comprehensive intimacy.
If you dont mind,this is my personal e mail address [redacted],you can chat with me on here as well. so all you need to do is add me if you run a yahoo messenger cos it is the easiest way to keep a communication going. it would be so lovely to hear back from you.I hope you have a beautiful and lovely day and also i hope this e mail meets you in good health.
I think I have come to a bit of an understanding about these types of first contact emails. Both the poor grammar and spelling and the included email address share some commonalities with more overt scam letters. Most famously the so called “Nigerian” scam artists.
Our suitor has written what he thinks is a romantic email that will melt any woman’s heart and pique her interest at the same time. Fortunately his target, in this case, is to smart to fall for his line. Even if it is only that he lives a long way from Austin Texas.