Strange Dating Emails

JJ, A lady friend of mine, sent this to me out of the blue one day. She had gotten it in response to her ad on Matchmaker. I gotta give this guy credit for one thing, he is up front about what he wants. Want to bet he's a lawyer?

Ok, here goes: (i know you dont live nearby...but :)) Sorry, my photo is not
posted, but read on...i can email it to you if interested. I am 31, very
attractive, dark hair/dark eyes/tan complected, healthy, athletic, successful,
charismatic and intelligent. This may come as a shocker (what i am about to
propose) but its very real and very thought out. I am looking to find an
attractive female (i like CUTE features...smiles often and is generally
happy), that is intelligent, mature and sexy for once every other week
meetings. We would meet once casually, chat a bit and see if there is
chemistry. If i am attracted to you, i will pay you $44,000 (forty four
thousand dollars and 00/100 cents US DOLLARS) for the first year. The
breakdown goes like this, $5,000 for the first date and $1,500 dollars for
each date/every other week. I can be very romantic, fun to be with and i am
definitely courteous and respectful. If this offends you, please
disregard...it is not meant to do that...its meant to be honest to myself and
simply an offer to you. We would meet once casually, chat a bit and see if
there is chemistry.
 Here is what is expected of you:

1.)Sex or any sexual acts are not required. This is not a sexual
proposition for money. I do not need to do that, nor would i feel comfortable
paying for that. I am a very intuitive person who believes in passion, love
and care....lovemaking and sex happen by themselves...not thru the trade of
money.

2.) be yourself. have fun, i am a very respectful/caring person. i cant make
guarantees that you'll fall in love with me, (only Cupid decides those things)
but i do guarantee that at all times you will receive 100 percent respect and
courtesy.

3.) you will not be married or get married while in agreement.

4.) you will try to stay as 'exclusive' as possible. i dont expect you to
close your love life down, but you should not be dating and seeing different
men often. It would be best to find a boyfriend that is steady or none at
all.

5.) You will have to travel to my area for our dates. I might be able to
travel to you, but lets assume this for starters. (i live in [TOWN] PA
area).

6.) Travel twice (3 times, assuming schedules) a year. A short trip to
Florida...or to the Caribbean....maybe for a weekend or during the
week...Spontaneity can be fun :)

Write back with a current email address. I will send you my photos. My email
address = [SCREENNAME]@aol.com If you need to relocate closer to this area, i
will assist with finding and paying for a newer place to live in :)

T

I am completely at a loss for words...